What the fuck is up Xuligans!? It’s ya boy Gunnar Handsome back up in that ass once again. First off, thank you to each and every one of you who showed up to rock with us at UPStival 3! Yall showed the fuck up and put it down. Xuligans were definitely in effect and we love all you mufuckas! Yall are the reason we do what we do!
In case you ain’t heard yet…The Almighty Alla Xul Elu will be sacrificing children and raising the dead at this years Gathering of the Juggalos! That’s right thunder thighs…We will be In Oklahoma City, Oklahoma this year putting it down on the Chaos stage July 28th, 2017 at 2:00AM. (That’s Thursday going into Friday). We want to see each and every one of yall there in full effect and representing for the Xuligans! This years gathering lineup is one of the sickest in years and we are fully engorged and excited to be a part of it! Tickets are still available at www.juggalogathering.com . Don’t slack, get yo ass out and be a part of it!
Is your neck in need of some fanciness? Does your side bitch need something to rock while you take her our for Mcdonalds and Anal? Head on over to the Webstore And peep the new shit we got for that ass! Three…that’s right…THREE new charms for you to wrap around that bulky neck of yours. New Tees, 3d printed Plastic charms for the Xuligan on a budget, new stickers, and all sorts of shit for you to deck yourself out with and let people know you came to fuck shit up! While you’re there be sure to grab a copy of Necronomichron if you haven’t already. I’m pretty sure you all have heard it by now, but if not…you’re slacking and need to get on that shit.
If you haven’t done so already, be sure to like and follow the Official Alla Xul Elu Facebook page for live updates, contests, dead chicks, and all kinds of dope shit. Also, be sure to call the Alla Xul Elu Hotline at (740) Sin-Evil
Until next time kids, Never rub another mans rhubarb.