Update for that tight azz

Whatup Xuligans? It’s your girlfriends favorite hidden contact Gunnar Handsome back with an update for that ass. It has been a busy couple of weeks for us and the Xul Train keeps on moving. We recently dipped through Denver Colorado and smoked the entire city and surrounding areas dry and left the state a smoldering heap. If you came out and rocked it with us at Gorefest Thank you! Yall showed up and got hype as fuck. Nasa Reports being able to see the enormous Smoke cloud billowing out of the Roxy Saturday night from outer space! Many thanks to Gods Of Kaos, the homie Donnie Menace, The Entire LSP roster and of course the Gorefather himself SCUM! Scum always shows us love whenever we cross paths and we have nothing but love for him and LSP! If yall ain’t fuckin with the LSP camp, just know you are fucking up at life. L’s UP!

We’ve got a couple of big shows going down in the next month.
–Cleveland area Xuligans and Juggalos…we will be Performing alongside Twiztid at The Agora on September 8th for the Mostasteless tour. We hope to see you mufuckers there!
–Michigan area Xuligans…We will be performing a very special show at our homie BIg Zanes Birthday bash. This is going to be an 18+ only show and only costs 6 bucks at the door. This goes down September 29th at Odyssey Sports bar located at 7039 N Dort Hwy, Flint, MI 48505. Strictly 18 and up with ID only.
–September 30th you can catch us way down in kokomo Indiana @Front Row live for Strictly For the Wicked 2017 with the entire Serial Killin Records Roster PLUS Damien Quinn, Jenocia X, and about Three thousand other acts murdering everyone in attendance. Be sure to come out and get your eardrums gangbanged by The ALmighty Alla Xul Elu if you are in the area.

A few of yall have hit me up online asking about restocks in the web store. Rest assured they are coming. You Xuligans cop the shit faster than we can restock it and we love yall for that! Shit has been crazy busy lately, but be patient and know that we are working to get everything restocked for yall so you can spend all your lunch money and sold food stamp profits. Get it how you get it!

If you haven’t done so already be sure to like and follow the official Alla Xul Elu facebook page our youtube page www.youtube.com/suckmyvid. There is tons of content on the youtube page, and the Facebook page is constantly updated with current news, fun shit, and all things Alla Xul Elu.It is also a great place to find other Xuligans and trade nudes and family recipes.
Until next time yall, much love and remember…Front to back means a clean crack. Back to front means a smelly cunt.
-Gunnar Handsome